"Date yourself. Take yourself out to eat. Don’t share your popcorn at the movies with anyone. Stroll around an art museum alone. Fall in love with canvases. Fall in love with yourself."

(via psych-facts)

(via shouldnt)

sloth-grunge:

*sees dog while in the car*

*turns around in seat to watch dog until its out of sight* 

(via momfather)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

well well well. if it isn’t my old friend, the dawning realization that i fucked up real bad

(via sorry)

astound:

Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours 

Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine

(Source: astound, via strangeparkings)

nubbederasers:

newtonsdick:

i made something for you guys to drag, so drag it right now

click if you’re on mobile

nubbederasers:

newtonsdick:

i made something for you guys to drag, so drag it right now

click if you’re on mobile

(via dont-treat-me-differently)

worldofthecutestcuties:

Heard a loud noise and went to check. Something tells me these two had something to do with it.

worldofthecutestcuties:

Heard a loud noise and went to check. Something tells me these two had something to do with it.

(via dont-treat-me-differently)

kaliforhnia:

There’s always gonna be that one person that you can’t get out of your mind no matter how hard you try.

(via fake-mermaid)

tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game

(Source: wofu, via scienceandeggs)


"Do I really want to go back to a boy who yelled at me because I told him he was beautiful, or do I want someone that is confident of their body and looks, who will tell me I’m beautiful?” // r.i.d

"Do I really want to go back to a boy who yelled at me because I told him he was beautiful, or do I want someone that is confident of their body and looks, who will tell me I’m beautiful?” // r.i.d

maratini:

ineptshieldmaid:

notcuddles:

valkyrien:

aflyingmotorbike:

synekdokee:

anglepoiselamp:

Is that the weather report?

*sighs*
Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. “I’m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven’t put lesbian tyres on my car!” Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It’s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren’t prepared for lesbians.

seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can’t handle lesbians. it’s norway! what do they expect

On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.

:sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year…

I’ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where’s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?

#how am I supposed to feel like it’s christmas time when there aren’t any lesbians outside at all

maratini:

ineptshieldmaid:

notcuddles:

valkyrien:

aflyingmotorbike:

synekdokee:

anglepoiselamp:

Is that the weather report?

*sighs*

Everyone knows we get lesbians every goddamn year, and yet every time they arrive people act all shocked. “I’m not ready for lesbians yet! I haven’t put lesbian tyres on my car!” Lady, it happens every year. You were warned beforehand. It’s your own damn fault if you end up in an accident because you weren’t prepared for lesbians.

seriously. so tired of being late for school just because the subway can’t handle lesbians. it’s norway! what do they expect

On the bright side, learning institutions will close in their droves as nations shut down due to the overwhelming presence of lesbians.

:sigh: But you have to make up lesbian days at the end of the school year…

I’ve been waiting for lesbians ever since the weather turned cold. I was promised 5cm of lesbians and DID I GET ANY? NO I DID NOT. Oh sure, there are lesbians up on the hills, but where’s my gorgeous carpet of lesbians, huh?

(Source: mechaendo, via momfather)

raizel-knights:

zettai-iya:

misfirevevo:

ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR

no this is how the government is trying to hide the truth

FUCKBOY PROPAGANDA

raizel-knights:

zettai-iya:

misfirevevo:

ACTUAL PROOF that there is NO SKELETON WAR

no this is how the government is trying to hide the truth

FUCKBOY PROPAGANDA

(via panacotta-fugo)

batcows:

Steal their look - Superwholock fandom
Versace dumpster to live in - $12,777

batcows:

Steal their look - Superwholock fandom

Versace dumpster to live in - $12,777

(via ven0moth)